"I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

#Funny Quotes #Boys Quotes #Tears Quotes

“Who can't relate to the idea of leaving one chapter behind and moving on to the next?”
“In the age of mediocrity and clones, John Stowell's uniqueness and originality are a breath of fresh air. I love playing with him.”
“If you want grown-ups to recycle, just tell their kids the importance of recycling, and they'll be all over it.”
“Maybe there's a different story when it comes to hip-hop or different genres, but as far as rock music goes, I think there is a sort of fear of saying things people might be apt to criticize. Our band is the opposite of that.”
“The constitution ought to secure a genuine militia and guard against a select militia. ...All regulations tending to render this general militia useless and defenseless, by establishing select corps of militia, or distinct bodies of military men, not having permanent interests and attachments to the community ought to be avoided.”
“How many minds--almost all the great ones--were formed in secrecy and solitude!”
“In competitive archery, risk assessment has minimal bearing on quality of performance, since the archer has so little choice over shot selection. By contrast, in a hunt, shots vary in quality according to how well selected they may be.”
“I firmly believe that the army of persons who urge greater and greater centralization of authority and greater and greater dependence upon the Federal Treasury are really more dangerous to our form of government than any external threat that can possibly be arrayed against us.”

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