"I'm not being condescending, I'm too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand."

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Source : "Jimmy Carr's 40 most memorable jokes: One-liners and videos galore to mark comic's 40th birthday" by Rob Leigh, www.mirror.co.uk. September 14, 2012.

Jimmy Carr

#Funny Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Important Quotes

“If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.”
“It's difficult to get away from the shadow of a TV character.”

Source : "Jason Lee: 20(ish) Questions". Interview with Eric Spitznagel, www.ericspitznagel.com. June 1, 2006.
“Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again.”
“Tears gratify a savage nature, they do not melt it.”
“The time has come when the whole world must be concerned about me. From now on, American Christianity must follow me.”
“The dragons I would write about would not be the rather generalized, big, green things that I had read about in storybooks. What I wanted to create was a multiplicity of different dragon species, of all shapes and sizes, adapted to their environment and habitats in the same way as birds or other animals we see today.”
“Synergy does not mean giving up what we want. It means joining to co-create so each is able to receive ever more of what attracts us through joining rather than opposing.”

Source : FaceBook post by Barbara Marx Hubbard from Aug 03, 2012
“The goal of individuation is wholeness, as much as we can accomplish, not the triumph of the ego.”

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