"America: Twenty million illegal aliens can't be wrong!"

-- Richard Jeni

#America Quotes #Twenties Quotes #Aliens Quotes

“Success in the affairs of life often serves to hide one's abilities, whereas adversity frequently gives one an opportunity to discover them.”
“Don't be afraid of death so much as an inadequate life.”
“We moderns do not believe in demigods, but our smallest hero we expect to feel and act as a demigod.”
“Keith Gillespie just lacks a little bit of inconsistency.”
“If we are willing to concede the President dictatorial authority where we happen to agree with him, as liberals have tended to do over the years, we will have little chance of tying his hands when we do not....You will see why many of us in the Congress understand how Dr. Frankenstein must have felt when his creation ran amok.”
“Don't be deceived when our Revolution has been finally stamped out and they tell you things are better now Even if there's no poverty to be seen because the poverty's been hidden even if you ever got more wages and could afford to buy more of these new and useless goods which these new industries foist on you and even if it seems to you that you never had so much that is only the slogan of those who still have much more than you”

Source : Peter Weiss (1998). “Marat/Sade ; The Investigation ; and The Shadow of the Body of the Coachman”, p.81, A&C Black
“Anyone who wants to help me doesn't. Anyone who wants to kill me might. Anyone who wants to love me better not.”
“The whole character of Justin and the club life he lives - I have no experience with it. It's really foreign to me, which is annoying, but that's just how it is.”

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