"I did a gig in the U.S. once for the homeless. I said 'It's nice to see so many bums on seats.'"

-- Jimmy Carr

#Funny Quotes #Nice Quotes #Gigs Quotes

“I didn't want to be discriminated against because of my gender and status. I promised myself I was never going to be treated as a second-class citizen.”
“When I was 12 years old, someone took me to see Martha Graham. It was nothing like what I thought of as serious dancing and even then I knew I was having a great experience. It was as if somebody was moving through space like no one ever did before.”
“Strange thoughts brew in your heart when you spend too much time with old books”
“I am very conservative. I don't invest in anything that is risky. If someone comes to me with a project idea, I let them risk their money, not mine.”
“Fear comes in two packages fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success.”
“Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.”
“Only in the reality of the present can we love, can we awaken, can we find peace and understanding and connection with ourselves and the world.”
“Every good mathematician should also be a good chess player and vice versa.”

Source : Henri Poincare (2012). “The Value of Science: Essential Writings of Henri Poincare”, p.642, Modern Library

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