"I just broke up with my girlfriend because I caught her lying. Under another man."

-- Doug Benson

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“Want! You must want something. What do you want?”
“Be a good example and a positive ambassador for vegan living, and be patient and understanding with people who aren't vegan. Support any move non-vegans make away from animal consumption toward plant-based eating. Nurture even small positive steps, as these tend to empower people and build momentum toward bigger steps.”
“Halloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe catspaws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When! Where did it all begin? 'You don't know, do you?' asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pile of leaves under the Halloween Tree. 'You don't really know!'”
“There are heroisms all round us waiting to be done.”
“Do I like being thought of as attractive? I donâ€™t know anyone on Earth who doesnâ€™t, but I do find it funny. I look in a mirror and I see all the faults Iâ€™ve lived with for 35 years and yet people go kind of nuts for certain things about me. Itâ€™s not me being humble. I just think itâ€™s weird.”
“The day is ending. It's time for something that was beautiful to turn into something else that is beautiful. Now, Let go.”
“The Ascension is actually the birth of the Inner You expressed as the spiritual individualism of the inner particle state.”
“Great men, like nature, use simple language.”

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