"Once you start laughing, you start healing."

-- Sherry Argov

#Healing Quotes #Laughing Quotes

“I work seriously with complete integrity. I never, never, never have offered a part to anyone who didn't deserve it, and I've never not delivered when I do offer a part. My word is better than a contract.”

Source : Source: www.rollingstone.com
“Give the lady what she wants!”

Source : Quoted in Lloyd Wendt, Give the Lady What She Wants! (1952)
“Hi, Tad!' she said. 'Hi, Jeff! Hey, I'm not interrupting anything, am I?' 'Uh, no,' I said. 'We were just...I mean, Tad was...uh, nope.' 'So what were you guys talking about?' 'Well,' I said, 'it's very complicated. We were discussing...umm...hats. You know, hats. Like, the head kind.' 'There's another kind?' Lindsey asked. 'Hey, Jeff?' Tad said. 'If your mom needs any evidence to prove that you're retarded, let me know. I'd be glad to record you talking to Lindsey. I'm pretty sure that would do the trick.”

Source : Jordan Sonnenblick (2012). “After Ever After”, p.53, Scholastic Inc.
“Oh! To be a flower Nodding in the sun, Bending, then upspringing As the breezes run.”
“The problem with our existence is that our experiences contain more hate than love.”
“You can count on the fingers of one hand the times a B sample has not confirmed the result of the A sample. It's almost always a delaying tactic.”
“A good tattoo always has a story that runs deeper than the skin, and Inked tells that story.”
“Go force your condescending man-logic on the next house. You can go now.”

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