"Compared to my talents, Whoopi Goldberg is like one of those fake plastic Buddhas you get at dollar stores. I mean really, I fail to see the humor in an overweight negro woman with dreadlocks, no eyebrows, and is named after a childish term for flatulence."

-- Zach Braff

#Mean Quotes #Eyebrows Quotes #Fake Quotes

“The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her. It is a pitiful sound, a pitiful sound.”
“I am a simpleton at heart. In my personal life, I don't wear makeup.”
“I don't really understand the natural world, I admire it and am a little bit afraid of its power.”
“When men are most sure and arrogant they are commonly most mistaken.”
“When I was 15, a cabdriver asked me if I was Paul McCartney's daughter,”
“There is no sinner in the world, however much at enmity with God, who cannot recover God's grace by recourse to Mary, and by asking her assistance.”
“The one good thing about a movie and music and stuff like that: Sometimes it's a counterpoint between the movie and the music itself, the difference and the tension they build together. I think that could be something that helped with me, because when I write songs now, I write lyrics a bit like that. I try to make the music be an interesting twist on the lyrics and help tell the story in a - I don't tell crazy stories, you know? So a lot of times, the twist is in the subtleties. The twist is in the way the story's told.”
“There are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest that our system cannot tolerate too many big plans. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what this country has already done, what free men and women can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose, and necessity to courage.”

Source : "India Space Programs and Exploration Handbook". USA International Business Publications, 2007.

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