"Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there."

-- Carol Leifer

#Morning Quotes #Sex Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes

“The better you know yourself, the better your relationship with the rest of the world.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”

Source : Irvin S. Cobb, Mary Roberts Rinehart, Helen Rowland, Richard Saunders (2017). “We Should All Be So Feminine: We Should All Be a Feminist: We Should All Be Feminists”, p.81, Lulu.com
“One of my surgical giant friends had in his operating room a sign "If the operation is difficult, you aren't doing it right." What he meant was, you have to plan every operation You cannot ever be casual You have to realize that any operation is a potential fatality.”

Source : "A Conversation With: Joseph E. Murray; On Surgical Innovation And The Questions It Can Raise". Interview With Cornelia Dean, www.nytimes.com. September 25, 2001.
“Nothing builds authority up like silence, splendor of the strong and shelter of the weak.”
“And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season”
“I sat down and tried to write a story. "Ian MacArthur is a wonderful sweet fellow who wears glasses and peers out of them with delight." That was the first sentence. The problem was that I just couldn't think of the next one. After cleaning my room three times, I decided to leave Ian alone for a while because I was starting to get mad at him.”
“Look on this beautiful world, and read the truth in her fair page.”

Source : William Cullen Bryant, “The Ages”
“The engineer's power was usually limited to a refusal to endorse a given plan, or to the tender of his resignation.”

Source : Samuel Florman (2013). “The Existential Pleasures of Engineering”, p.31, Souvenir Press

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