"He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical."

-- Les Dawson

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“Terrorists in 6 weeks have been able to command 300 million North Americans to do away with the entirety of their civil liberties that took 700 years to advance from the Magna Carta onward. The terrorists have already won the political and ideological war with one terrorist act. It is mindboggling that we are that weak as a society.”
“As long as I have teeth, I'll keep playing. You can't play trumpet without teeth.”
“To me, it's always a joy to create music no matter what it takes to actually get there. The real evils are always whatever stops you from doing that - like if your CPU is spiking and you have to sit there and bounce all your MIDI to audio. Now that's annoying!”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.”
“I don't want to stay in the bad place, where no one believes in silver linings or love or happy endings.”

Source : Matthew Quick (2010). “The Silver Linings Playbook”, p.6, Pan Macmillan
“Success doesn't necessarily come from breakthrough innovation but from flawless execution. A great strategy alone won't win a game or a battle; the win comes from basic blocking and tackling.”
“I live to feel her fingers move inside of me like this. The bus makes another stop. A fat man climbs aboard, hauling himself up the stairs. I would kill him for one more moment with her fingers inside me. I donâ€™t have to. She gives me my moment for free. He lives because of her generosity. We all live because of her generosity.”
“In considering any new subject, there is frequently a tendency, first, to overrate what we find to be already interesting or remarkable; and, secondly, by a sort of natural reaction, to undervalue the true state of the case, when we do discover that our notions have surpassed those that were really tenable”

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