"A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness... from all the free drinks."

-- Craig Kilborn

#Drinking Quotes #Causes Quotes #Nausea Quotes

“These enthusiasts often like to hang signs that say "Gone Fishin'" or "Gone Huntin'". But what these slogans really mean is "Gone Killing.”

Source : Marc Bekoff (2007). “Animals Matter: A Biologist Explains Why We Should Treat Animals with Compassion and Respect”, p.120, Shambhala Publications
“First click attribution is akin to giving my first girlfriend 100% of the credit for me marrying my wife.”
“Compliments you pay to yourself aren't worth having.”
“A day of worry is more exhausting than a week of work.”
“Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.”
“We sacrifice to dress till household joys and comforts cease. Dress drains our cellar dry, and keeps our larder lean.”
“This is why you must love life: one day you're offering up your social security number to the Russian Mafia; two weeks later you're using the word calve as a verb.”

Source : Maria Semple (2012). “Where'd You Go, Bernadette”, p.241, Hachette UK
“We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hell of an ad.'”

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