"When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman."

-- Garry Shandling

#Sleep Quotes #Funny Relationship Quotes #Legs Quotes

“She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.”
“It was like a new world opened to me, the world of science, which I was at last permitted to know in all liberty.”

Source : Marie Curie, Vernon Lyman Kellogg (1963). “Pierre Curie: With Autobiographical Notes by Marie Curie”, p.85, Courier Corporation
“Skepticism about the potential to achieve the kinds of breakthroughs we need has been a self-fulfilling prophecy.”
“Government-to-government foreign aid promotes statism, centralized planning, socialism, dependence, pauperization, inefficiency, and waste. It prolongs the poverty it is designed to cure. Voluntary private investment in private enterprise, on the other hand, promotes capitalism, production, independence, and self-reliance.”
“I think there's a vague sense out there that movies are becoming more and more unreal. I know I've felt it.”
“After my hip operation, I had to cut out butter, which I loved, and salt. I no longer eat desserts with lots of cream, and I've cut right back on alcohol.”
“She was luxuriously tired and her muscles felt sore from the unaccustomed strain of riding astride. Nothing had ever tasted so good as the cool golden ale she swallowed from a pewter tankard. She slept deeply that night and longer than she had intended ...”

Source : Kathleen Winsor (2000). “Forever Amber”, p.654, Chicago Review Press
“uproar against a new idea, and laws to prevent anybody's accepting it, nearly always can be regarded as a signal that the new idea is just about to be taken for granted. ... they didn't start making laws to prohibit the teaching of evolution until everybody was about to take it for granted.”

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