"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

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Source : The Independent (UK), March 28, 2003.

Miles Kington

#Hilarious Quotes #Knowledge Quotes #Knowing Quotes

“Let's be honest, the cards' on the table: Jealousy's a sin, Cain killed Abel. Backstabber...Caesar had Brutus. It's hard to weed 'em out, even Jesus had Judas.”
“I think we all have a core that's ecstatic, that knows and that looks up in wonder. We all know that there are marvelous moments of eternity that just happen. We know them.”
“Remember that the book which bores you when you are twenty or thirty will open doors for you when you are forty or fifty-and vise versa. Donâ€™t read a book out of its right time for you.”
“Until further notice, celebrate everything.”

Source : David Wolfe, Nick Good (2010). “Amazing Grace: The Nine Principles of Living in Natural Magic”, p.208, North Atlantic Books
“The secret to a long life is knowin' when it's time to go.”
“My experience at the 1992 Winter Olympics was my fulfillment of dreaming the Impossible Dream.”
“In order for us to reach success, we must first find, the ladder.”
“We may seem the weakest and most insignificant of all the Realms, but our strength comes in other ways. We have what no other race has: imagination. Any one of us, even the lowliest, can create worlds within ourselves; we can people them with the most extraordinary creatures, the most amazing inventions, the most incredible things. We can live in those worlds ourselves, if we choose; and in our own worlds, we can be as we want to be. Imagination is as close as we will ever be to godhead, Poison, for in imagination, we can create wonders.”

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