"If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you."

-- Dick Gregory

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“Traditional doctors say I'm a mystic. I don't deny it.”
“The great thing about an independent film is that you're too busy working, and you're too busy hoping to God to get it done.”

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“I think books are just a great ticket to get you outside of yourself. You can not be you for a second and live in the shoes of a character, which is a special thing.”

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“Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.”
“I love writing stories about regular people dealing with life's biggest questions.”
“All these tears shed in the world, where do they go? If one could capture all of them, they could water the parched. Then perhaps these tears would have value and all this grief would have some meaning. Otherwise, it was all a waste, just an endless cycle of birth and death; of love and loss.”
“I am a Californian, and we have twice the individuality and originality of any people in the United States. We always get quite huffy when we are spoken of as merely Americans.”
“God elevates nations that behave in conformity with God's standards but he withdraws his blessings from a people who disregard those standards.”

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