"Christmas: It's the only religious holiday that's also a federal holiday. That way, Christians can go to their services, and everyone else can sit at home and reflect on the true meaning of the separation of church and state."

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Source : "The Daily Show", www.imdb.com.

Samantha Bee

#Christmas Quotes #Christian Quotes #Religious Quotes

“In my heart, I know I'm just as talented as some of my idols.”

Source : "Donnis Talks 'Fashionably Late,' Atlantic Debut & Texting With T.I". Interview with Jordan Martins, www.complex.com. June 24, 2010.
“Look around and you will see this world is full of creeps like me.”

Source : Song: Creeps Like Me, Album: I Love Everybody
“Although we often hear that data speak for themselves, their voices can be soft and sly”

Source : Frederick Mosteller, Stephen E. Fienberg, Robert E. K. Rourke (2013). “Beginning Statistics with Data Analysis”, p.234, Courier Corporation
“I would not have had that happen to you. Discourtesy is unspeakably ugly to me.”
“I'm working on my house and playing with my fire pit and kind of just hanging around and making my home feel homey.”
“Alas! How enthusiasm decreases, as our experience increases!”
“I didn't do a masters in creative writing until I was 26, which is quite old, and then I found myself in New York and I needed money, so I started working full time as an editor.”
“A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.”

Source : "How 'Crazy Negroes' With Guns Helped Kill Jim Crow" by Thaddeus Russell, reason.com. July 22, 2014.

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