"A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh."

-- Wanda Sykes

#Laughing Quotes #Guy Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another.”
“There is nothing more beautiful in the world, enough to lose one's head. A sunset with a long nose, a starry sky that lies, a river searching for its father, a beautiful blue forest. It makes you laugh, it makes you cry, it's very mean, generous, magical, universal, a picture of freedom, of unrestrained desire to live, of pain and joy - a joy so powerful and sweet that it restores the souls in every spot on earth. The story of Pinocchio - nothing more beautiful in the world.”
“A boundless continent, Dark, waste, and wild, under the frown of night Starless expos'd.”
“Would you bet your paycheck on a weather forecast for tomorrow? If not, then why should this country bet billions on global warming predictions that have even less foundation?”
“This is exactly the message that fairy tales get across to the child in manifold form: that a struggle against severe difficulties in life is unavoidable, is an intrinsic part of human existence -- but that if one does not shy away, but steadfastly meets unexpected and often unjust hardships, one masters all obstacles and at the end emerges victorious.”

Source : Bruno Bettelheim (1976). “The Uses of Enchantment: The Meaning and Importance of Fairy Tales”, Vintage
“I am consumed with the fear of failing. Reaching deep down and finding confidence has made all my dreams come true.”
“The Night Sky is not just another planisphere. I think The Night Sky is the finest and easiest to use star finding aid in existence.”
“you know that the urge for revenge is a fact of marital life.”

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