"My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings."

-- Zach Galifianakis

#Funny Quotes #Brother Quotes #Shoes Quotes

“My reason and inspiration to lose weight and stay fit is my youngest son, Anant, who is fighting obesity. I would like to be an example for him.”
“I passionately hate the idea of being with it; I think an artist has always to be out of step with his time.”
“There's only one thing that's impossible to beat... a man that doesn't give up.”
“The message was, the choices you make can have bad consequences. Everyone has the power of choice. Just like this kid had the power of choice to steal my car.”
“I dream about people who don't need to have sex to know they love each other.”

Source : Carol Rifka Brunt (2012). “Tell the Wolves I'm Home”, p.59, Pan Macmillan
“There is nothing heavier than compassion. Not even one's own pain weighs so heavy as the pain one feels for someone, for someone, pain intensified by the imagination and prolonged by a hundred echos.”
“Drive a hundred miles and the barbecue changes.”
“I suppose home is, for me, more of a state of mind. It's really more of about being where I want to be with people I care about.”

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