"A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay."

-- Demetri Martin

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Dream Quotes

“My mother's work ethic, her attitude, and the way she treated each and every customer as if they were her best friend were better lessons than could be found in all the text books in the world.”
“I do not think that all who choose wrong roads perish; but their rescue consists in being put back on the right road.”
“When I was younger, I was fascinated by David Bowie, for example. he had created an entire myth around himself. It was as important as his music.”
“The greatest miracle that God can do today is to take an unholy man out of an unholy world, and make that man holy and put him back into that unholy world and keep him holy in it.”
“Relentless Forward Motion!”
“Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse.”

Source : "Speeches of Adlai Ewing Stevenson", (p. 99), 1952.
“I always tell the players, "We are in the business that's very much like a marathon race only we're gonna be doing it for 260-something days or so." And the race is something you get ready to do. There's gonna be some trial inside of there, but you put yourself through it because ultimately it brings a lot of meaning to your life, it gives a lot of energy to what you're doing.”
“You must go to Mahometanism, to Buddhism, to the East, to the Sufis Fakirs, to Pantheism, for the right growth of mysticism.”

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