"The art of life is the art of avoiding pain."

-- Thomas Jefferson

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“There is no system but GNU and Linux is one of it's kernels”
“Feeling a tremendous rakehell, and not liking myself much for it, and feeling rather a good chap for not liking myself much for it, and not liking myself at all for feeling rather a good chap.”
“Admittedly, the masturbation story is just a "Hey, this is one of my best-of's, I'll throw it in the special." But the grandmother stuff, really, I feel like is part of the theme and part of the best way to end the story that I'm telling with the special.”
“You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices.”
“Built like an oak tree, against which I could pitch my pillow and read; mornings, I could curl into the crook of your branches.”
“Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.”

Source : "Best Week Ever with Paul F. Tompkins". www.imdb.com. 2004.
“[Donald] Trump has been saying that on, day one, the violent undocumented immigrants will be - will leave the country. But what about the rest? What happens to the other 11 or so million, however many there are?”

Source : Source: www.washingtonpost.com
“To write for PC reasons, because you think you ought to be dealing with this subject, is never going to yield anything that is really going to matter to anyone else. It has to matter to you.”

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