"British people would die for their right to drink themselves to death"

-- John Oliver

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“I am a father and I know the feel of being a father, why wouldn't I want my gay friends to also be happy parents? Gay and lesbian people, and the children they are raising, wrongfully face discrimination and I want them to know that I'm on their side.”
“No more war! Never again war! If you wish to be brothers, drop your weapons.”
“I'm the undisputed champion of keeping my mouth shut and just sitting there like a piece of furniture.”

Source : Steve Hamilton (2010). “The Lock Artist: A Novel”, p.17, Macmillan
“If you want to be seen, you have to put yourself out there - it's that simple.”

Source : Karin Fossum (2013). “Broken”, p.97, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.”
“Leadership is people taking the initiative, carrying things through, having ideas and the imagination to get something started, and exhibiting particular skills in different areas.”
“You've got this piece of wood and some wires, pickups and some strings. How somebody uses that configuration to make something memorable, that's what's interesting to me.”
“I do music for the love of it, and I've been doing it from a very young age: about 11.”

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