"What I became a comedian for was to get my art out. To get some of these feelings and things I had on my chest out. I don't care if people believe them, listen to them, change their ways, or think, or any of that kind of crap. I'm interested in showing off. I'm the same kid from sixth grade who stood up and said "watch this.""

-- George Carlin

#Art Quotes #Believe Quotes #Kids Quotes

“I'm addicted to working. I mean, I have a list of 100 countries I want to play in. I'm basically killing myself by travelling so much, for no reason whatsoever.”
“The French are not normally a Nordic Skiing Nation.”
“I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.”

Source : "Alben Barkley dies during speech, April 30, 1956" by Andrew Glass, www.politico.com. April 30, 2015.
“The brain is the man; its health is essential for normal living; its disorders are surely the most profound of human miseries; and its destruction annihilates a person humanly, however intact his body.”
“When you look at people who are successful, you will find that they aren't the people who are motivated, but have consistency in their motivation.”
“Sexual touch is the dessert of married life!”
“Take more pleasure in giving what is best to another than in having it for yourself, and then all the world will love you.”
“True beauty lies in purity of the heart.”

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