"In Seattle, they have a saying: 'If you don't like the weather, wait five minutes and then shoot yourself in the face.'"

-- Doug Benson

#Weather Quotes #Waiting Quotes #Faces Quotes

“I like to remind people what radical means -- 'at the root of things.' It shouldn't be considered a pejorative. There isn't a great name out of history you can pick who wasn't 'radical.”
“Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.”

Source : The Times, June 9, 1969.
“The Federal Reserve will not monetize the debt.”

Source : "Who Do You Trust with Your Money?". Ben Bernanke's speech before the U.S. House Budget Committee in Washington, D.C., www.minneapolisfed.org. September 1, 2009.
“Our mind is like a field, and performing actions is like sowing seeds in that field.”
“Don't get sidetracked. If you do get sidetracked, get back on track as soon as possible. Ultimately sidetracking kills you.”
“Being in touch with the problems in the world or our lives is important, but even more important is to focus the brain on what we can do about them.”
“Our culture made a virtue of living only as extroverts. We discouraged the inner journey, the quest for a center. So we lost our center and have to find it again.”
“Every encounter with a woman must be viewed as a negotiation, ... the difference being instead of coaxing them off rooftops, you're coaxing them into romance. And remember, the negotiator is always in control.”

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