"The new French theme park based on Napoleon is named Napoleon's Bivouac, and will honor Napoleon with rides, battle reenactments, and the brutal March on Moscow ride. That's a walk-in freezer you stand in for 18 months while you try to eat a dead horse."

-- Peter Sagal

#Funny Quotes #Travel Quotes #Horse Quotes

“Sitting with the woman of your dreams and forgetting what her name is.”

Source : Song: I Still Wanna Rock
“I'm definitely the person for most of my friends that everyone calls, goes to and wants advice from.”
“I wanted to write music, and cook, and play cards, and have a nice time.”

Source : "A life in music: Richard Rodney Bennett". Interview with Nicholas Wroe, www.theguardian.com. July 22, 2011.
“The great thing about not having a script is there's nothing you have to shoot that day. When you start filming, you can shoot anything you want. There's no pressure to shoot anything. Whatever interests you that day is what you're shooting. That's a big liberation that makes it more enjoyable and more relaxed. I think if you have that kind of framework it can make it a much more satisfying thing to work on and to watch as well.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“He is afraid of you, so he hates you. It would be wrong to hurt him again. It would be like beating a dog after it has loosed it's bladder. The spirit is already broken in him.”

Source : Conn Iggulden (2013). “Conqueror: The Complete 5-Book Collection”, p.149, HarperCollins UK
“Change your meanings you alter your destiny. Life does not give us what we want. Life gives us whatever we expect.”
“I write better in Cape Breton... too many people around in Ontario. Down there I meet all sorts of non-human people, but they don't bother me, and I don't feel I have to apologize on behalf of my species quite so often.”
“Saints spring and thrive most internally, when they are most externally afflicted. Afflictions are the mother of virtue.”

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