"I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker."

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Source : Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.64, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

Chelsea Handler

#Drinking Quotes #Beer Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“These people are amazing. It's so emotional I was thinking about wearing waterproof mascara.”
“God let it be known that it is better to give than to receive, but a lot of people failed to get the message.”
“All I know is that skating is getting better, the guys are getting better throughout the whole age range”
“Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.”
“Accessible design is good design.”
“When the mind is full of any one subject, that subject seems to recur with extraordinary frequency - it appears to pursue or to meet us at every turn: in every conversation that we hear in every book we open, in every newspaper we take up, the reigning idea recurs; and then we are surprised, and exclaim at these wonderful coincidences.”
“Gender data is important. If girls donâ€™t have a birth certificate, how do we know how many are marrying as children?”
“I am not, and have never been, in favor of boycotting Israel.”

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