"Why do 'slow down' and 'slow up' mean the same thing? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?"

-- George Carlin

#Time Quotes #Mean Quotes #Hands Quotes

“The saints shall persevere in holiness, because God perseveres in grace.”
“I look up to myself, tryna get better. Always tryna get better.”
“Poems have ideas. The ideas of poems come out of their emotions and their emotions are carried on images.”
“Dull indeed would be the man that did not feel the thrill awakened by the first glimpse of brilliant color in the orchard, and the cheery warbling notes borne to our ears on the first gentle breath of spring!”

Source : Arthur Cleveland Bent (1949). “Life histories of North American thrushes, kinglets, and their allies: order Passeriformes”
“I did nothing wrongEverything I've done at this university I did the right way.”
“If you can afford...a computer, you can afford to pay $16 for my...CD.”
“On the one hand, society needs a common faith and vigorous institutions with the power to coerce; and on the other, the individual as a human soul or as the bearer of a new and possibly saving heresy, must be free. It is difficult enough to reconcile these two needs, but the problem holds another hazard: the need of action under the pressure of time.”
“When I look back at the 1980s I pinch myself. Did I really do all that?”

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