"I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes."

-- Emo Philips

#Girl Quotes #Night Quotes #Way Quotes

“Are some flowers more beautiful than others? The garden is beautiful. Do I prefer brother over brother? Comparisons are part of this political world. Where there is one, there is no conflict. Where there is two or more, there is conflict. Two is the devil. Conflict begin with the devil. We count 0 to 1, then back to 0. It is a circle.”
“Cool? Am I cool? I don't know, but I hope my characters are cool, in the sense of iconic. That's my job, at its very essence.”
“One day the factory sports coach, who was very strict, pointed at four boys, including me, and ordered us to run in a race. I protested that I was weak and not fit to run, but the coach sent me for a physical examination and the doctor said that I was perfectly well. So I had to run, and when I got started I felt I wanted to win. But I only came in second. That was the way it started.”
“Allow me to congratulate you on your very astute powers of observation.”
“Reason, which is the glory of our nature, is destined eventually, in the progress of future ages, to overturn the empire of superstition.”

Source : Elihu PALMER (1823). “Principles of Nature; or, a development of the moral causes of Happiness and Misery among the human species”, p.198
“The recognition of the false is already the arising of the real.”
“If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.”

Source : Roger A. Caras (1982). “A Celebration of Dogs”, Crown
“All of my wildness is in the writing. I have discovered I have to be orderly and boring in my personal life to be wild in my work.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net

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