"Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least my economic package.'"

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #People Quotes #Firsts Quotes

“What is man's ultimate direction in life? It is to look for love, truth, virtue, and beauty.”

Source : Dr. Shinichi Suzuki, Waltraud Suzuki (1983). “Nurtured by Love: The Classic Approach to Talent Education”, p.5, Alfred Music
“Paradoxically, the ability to be alone is the condition for the ability to love.”

Source : Erich Fromm (2013). “The Art of Loving”, p.113, Open Road Media
“The new year on which we are about to enter is unopened, and we know not what shall befall us; but if we follow Christ we need have no fear. So let us leave the old year with gratitude to God for its mercies, and with penitence for its failures and sins; and let us enter the new year with earnest resolve in Christ's name to make it the holiest and most beautiful year we have ever lived.”
“I know what you go through when you learn someone close to you has died.”
“Let me tell you something. I ain't scared of nothing. I came out my mama.”
“Conforming is not cool.”
“All they get around here is stories. Stories don't make you bleed.Â Stories don't make you go hungry, don't give you sore feet.Â When you're young smelling of pigshit and convinced there ain't a weapon in all the damn world that's going to hurt you, all stories do is make you want to be part of them.”
“When the earth is sick and polluted, human health is impossible.... To heal ourselves we must heal our planet, and to heal our planet we must heal ourselves.”

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