"I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order."

-- Sam Kinison

#Jesus Quotes #Order Quotes #Rocks Quotes

“The one thing an aspiring writer must understand is that it's hard. If you think it's not hard, you're not doing it right.”
“Nothing lasts forever”
“The suffering caused by the terrorists is the real torture.”
“Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths.”
“If you raise your gaze, you don't see the boundaries anymore.”

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“The eyes of the soul of the multitudes are unable to endure the vision of the divine.”
“I felt better being in the background. That's the way I like it.”
“Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know he is.”

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