"You are a sick freak who should be beaten."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Sick Quotes #Freak Quotes

“What I find amazing is how sometimes ideas will just click, seemingly without effort.”

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“The London season is like one of those Drury Lane melodramas in which marriage is always the ending. And no one ever seems to give any thought as to what happens after. But marriage isnâ€™t the end of the story itâ€™s the beginning. And it demands the efforts of both partners to make a success of it.”
“Mostly what ends up inspiring me and affecting my work are books by authors that I love.”

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“There comes a moment as a parent when you realize you will no longer be the center of your child's universe.”

Source : "In the Face of Change" by Carre Otis, www.huffingtonpost.com. August 3, 2012.
“I'm raised to actually think, to use my brain.”

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“Such an error, one finds, to do things for the best. They usually seem to be such unpleasant things.”
“Luke [the gospel writer] screws up his dating by tactlessly mentioning events that historians are capable of independently checking. There was indeed a census under Governor Quirinius - a local census, not one decreed by Caesar Augustus for the Empire as a whole - but it happened too late in 6 AD, long after Herod's death.”
“To me, a poem is almost like someone whispering to another person, or you hear the whispering in your head. I hope with my own poems that the reader feels a connection, soul to soul, that'll help us all feel a little less alone on the planet. And it does have the power to direct change. A writer can make the word 'dark' be something positive. You can relieve a word like 'hysterical' of its misogynistic implications. You can make the language your own. That's what poetry is about.”

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