"There is still the outside world to contend with. A world of backfiring cars, and their human equivalents."

-- David Sedaris

#Car Quotes #World Quotes #Humans Quotes

“The only thing I care about is my family.”

Source : Source: espn.go.com
“Reporters ... most were carrion who fed on human tragedy.”

Source : JoAnn Ross (2007). “No Safe Place”, p.36, Simon and Schuster
“Ye rigid Ploughman! bear in mind Your labor is for future hours. Advance! spare not! nor look behind! Plough deep and straight with all your powers!”

Source : Richard Henry Horne, “The Plough, A Landscape In Berkshire”
“I was outraged to learn that the president wanted to outsource operations at some American ports to the United Arab Emirates.”
“As I raced out of the office, I could hear Emily rapid-fire dialing four-digit extensions and all but screaming, 'She's on her way-- tell everyone.' It took me only three seconds to wind through the hallways and pass through the fashion department, but I had already heard panicked cries of 'Emily said she's on her way in' and 'Miranda's coming!' and a particularly blood curdling cry of 'She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”

Source : Lauren Weisberger (2003). “The Devil Wears Prada”, p.99, Broadway Books
“Former Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina also criticized Donald Trump during the campaign, but now she was arguing that the new president deserves a chance to prove himself, and that, perhaps, you know, having a march just the day after his inauguration is kind of disrespectful.”

Source : Source: www.npr.org
“If you can get the crew to laugh on a show, you know that you're doing something.”
“Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters either, these are intelligent people who believe their news media has failed them.”

Source : "Fark's Drew Curtis On How "News" Isn't News". Interview with Brian Montopoli, www.cbsnews.com. May 23, 2007.

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