"Seeing your mother naked is not something you easily recover from. Seeing your mother naked and jumping from one side of a king-sized bed to the other with a nurse's hat on while your father, who is also naked, is chasing her with a bandanna around his neck, is reason to put yourself up for adoption."

-- Chelsea Handler

#Mother Quotes #Kings Quotes #Father Quotes

“We are not makers of history. We are made by history.”
“We should not have a petty regard for God's gifts, though we may and should despise our own imperfections.”
“If you want a blank spot on the map, you gotta leave the map behind.”
“In England especially, I've found that if you bring up King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson at a dinner party or a social gathering, it's like throwing a Molotov cocktail into the room.”
“I think for a group that has a reputation for being shy and elusive, we're actually outspoken.”

Source : "Belle and Sebastian". Interview with Gretta Cohn, pitchfork.com. March 6, 2006.
“I think that every reader on earth has a list of cherished books as unique as their fingerprints....I think that, as you age, you tend to gravitate towards the classics, but those aren't the books that give you the same sort of hope for the world that a cherished book does.”
“Much is made of the accelerating brutality of young people's crimes, but rarely does our concern for dangerous children translateinto concern for children in danger. We fail to make the connection between the use of force on children themselves, and violent antisocial behavior, or the connection between watching father batter mother and the child deducing a link between violence and masculinity.”
“I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what goes on inside.”

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