"I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself."

-- David Sedaris

#Inanimate Objects Quotes #Fool Quotes #Ridiculous Quotes

“I want to be the person whose art is accessible, who someone could look at and say "That's doesn't look so hard, I could do that."”
“A lecture has been well described as the process whereby the notes of the teacher become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either.”
“It is probably a pity that every citizen of each state cannot visit all the others, to see the differences, to learn what we have in common, and come back with a richer, fuller understanding of America - in all its beauty, in all its dignity, in all its strength, in support of moral principles.”
“When I'm assembling a book I concentrate as though I were writing a poem. A truly imagined arrangement will indicate gaps and generate new poems. I re-read the new poems in my folder in the hope that this might happen.”

Source : Source: www.poetrymagazines.org.uk
“There are so many reasons to cook and bake. Yes, good food is certainly one of them, but so is the sense of satisfaction you get when you make something with your own hands, when you know that you can take care of yourself and feed yourself well and when you know that you can take care of and feed others.”

Source : Source: live.washingtonpost.com
“The thirst to know and understand a large and liberal discontent.”

Source : William Watson (1899). “The Collected Poems of William Watson”
“When the jig is up, there is no need for additional dancing.”
“I also use women as a sex object; maybe I'm kinky. However, I like to talk to them as well.”

Source : Biography/Pesonal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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