"I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his face. I didn't say that out loud, of course. I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends."

-- Chelsea Handler

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“A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.”
“Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.”
“I'm not religious in the normal sense. I believe the universe is governed by the laws of science. The laws may have been decreed by God, but God does not intervene to break the laws.”
“He foresaw that she would be very much more useful to him in the character of a free woman.”
“I hate the terminology of "costume" because my clothes are not costumes at all. I think they're high fashion, avant-garde, and more couture, definitely, and yes, some of my pieces are not particularly wearable, but I wouldn't say they're costumes, I'd say they're more couture.”
“If you don't eat right as an athlete, you'll get tired and won't be as sharp. It's simple to drink sodas and sports drinks, but water is the most essential drink to put in your body.”

Source : "Training Tips for the No-Offseason Athlete". Interview, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 16, 2012.
“But miracles still happen, even if we don't think they do.”
“Exterminate the 50 million Vietnamese and purify the masses of the [Cambodian] people.”

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