"Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight."

-- Bill Hicks

#Sleep Quotes #Ready Quotes

“A Mac is a closed box, so Apple can make decisions about things that they don't include. That makes, it in some ways, simpler for them.”
“During all the first part of the Middle Ages, no other people made as important a contribution to human progress as did the Arabs, if we take this term to mean all those whose mother-tongue was Arabic, and not merely those living in the Arabian peninsula. For centuries, Arabic was the language of learning, culture and intellectual progress for the whole of the civilized world with the exception of the Far East. From the IXth to the XIIth century there were more philosophical, medical, historical, religiuos, astronomical and geographical works written in Arabic than in any other human tongue.”
“I'm afraid we'll see reporters stop chasing quotes around the same time dogs stop chasing cars.”
“[C]ontinence is a very important part of yoga. If a handful of people come forward with strong wills, nothing is impossible. One Buddha changed half the globe; one Jesus, three quarters of the world. We all have that capacity. (140)”
“This President has made, I regret to say, a colossal error of judgment. and judgment is what we look for in the president of the President of the United States of America.”
“I'm going to go to my house and drink a little bit. Can I say that? I guess I can.”
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
“To touch somebodyâ€™s heart with design.”

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