"I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days."

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Jon Stewart

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“As societies continue to loosen their standards regarding what is appropriate female and male behavior, I think we are going to realize we have not only underestimated women, but also men.”
“Don't let regrets about the past or worries about the future rob you of your enjoyment of the present.”
“I can still hear the words you whispered when you told me I can stay right here forever in your arms from Forever and for Always”
“I demand perfection in what I do, and I practice very hard before I give a concert-sometimes three to six hours a day.”
“If you don't take no chances, then you're not a performer. Performers always take chances. You go see a singer, they'll hit the high note. They'll hit that note, they're not afraid, they're gonna exaggerate the fact and make me enjoy it, make me say, 'Wow, I wish I could do that!”
“Soaps might not be the most highly regarding medium but it was a crucial springboard for me and I am forever grateful for it.”
“Moral prejudices are the stopgaps of virtue; and, as is the case with other stopgaps, it is often more difficult to get either out or in through them than through any other part of the fence.”
“Ain't no haters going to rob me of my joy.”

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