"I think if you write humor, then people don't - you know - they don't give you that much credit. They tend to think you just dictate your stories into a tape recorder. And I'm not necessarily insulted by that, because I think that just means that it looks easy."

-- David Sedaris

#Writing Quotes #Mean Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Hezbollah has never been a terrorist organisation!”
“The truth is I've worked a lot of things people would consider shitty jobs but I've never really hated any of them.”
“I'm taking my rats. Those are my friends for the tour. Thelma and Louise. They're so cute.”
“I began plotting novels at about the time I learned to read . The story of my childhood is the usual bleak fantasy , and we can dismiss it with the restrained observation that I certainly would not consider living it again.”
“I can't believe that we would lie in our graves wondering if we had spent our living days well. I can't believe that we would lie in our graves dreaming of things that we might have been.”
“Hire people who intimidate you.”
“The studio is not the place to write. You need to be 75% ready when you go into the studio, and then the music can develop to the next stage.”
“I've also learned that you can't be all things to all people. Whatever it is that you're successful at, that has to be the No. 1 goal.”

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