"Terrorists hate Americans. Indians hate each other. A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport. That would be counter-productive."

-- Russell Peters

#Hate Quotes #Blow Quotes #Airports Quotes

“Girded with faith and the performance of good works, let us follow in his [Jesus] paths by the guidance of the Gospel.”
“Some people do not eat cow meat. I do so, provided it's tender.”
“I think where the criticism of videogames come from is where videogames are just Xeroxes of films, and when you get a film adaptation of that game, you've just Xeroxed something twice. I think that's where a lot of the criticism comes from - there are ultra-violent games that are already based on a million films. But there's definitely beauty and art and design in games. I don't think anybody could deny that.”

Source : Source: film.avclub.com
“The library should be a commonplace to every one. To use it should be as natural when one needs news or knowledge, fiction or fact, as it is to use the trolley when one needs transportation.”

Source : "Libraries; addresses and essays".
“Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work.”

Source : "The News Quiz", BBC Radio 4, November 2008.
“I think that in the future, clocks won't say three o'clock anymore. They'll just get right to the point and rename three o'clock 'Pepsi.”
“You look hot. The straight men will want you, the gay men will want beauty tips, and the women will want to scratch your eyes out. If that isn't the stuff of fairy tales, I don't know what is.”
“The most beautiful thing in the world is, of course, the world itself.”

You may also like:

Aamir Khan
Film actor
Aziz Ansari
Actor
Bill Burr
Comedian
Chris Rock
Comedian
Dave Chappelle
Comedian
Gabriel Iglesias
Comic
George Carlin
Comedian
Louis C. K.
Comedian
Russell Brand
Comedian