"American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it."

-- Bill Bailey

#Funny Quotes #Rocks Quotes #Self Quotes

“Here's the irony of this moment on Smackdown: Jimmy crack corn and I DO care.”
“Try not to let your emotions affect your judgement.”
“The best protection against rape, stalking, and domestic violence is to raise men who both understand that women are different, and would never dare take advantage of this difference.”

Source : Wendy Shalit (2000). “A Return to Modesty: Discovering the Lost Virtue”, p.44, Simon and Schuster
“No refining of one's taste in matters of art or literature, no sharpening of one's powers of insight in matters of science or psychology, can ever take the place of one's sensitiveness to the life of the earth. This is the beginning and the end of a person's true education.”

Source : "The Meaning of Culture". Book by John Cowper Powys, p. 175, 1936.
“My favorite anything is always relative to the context of present time, place and mood. When I finish a book and want to immediately find another by the same author and no other, that author is elevated to my favorite.”
“I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're allowed to censor it.”
“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.”
“Something pretty... that's just the surface. People worry so much about aging, but you look younger if you don't worry about it.”

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