"I love advertising because I love lying."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Lying Quotes #Advertising Quotes

“For example, lead paint in old houses can be a greater threat to children's health than lead that may be under some industrial site where there are no children”
“...Nefret said with a gusty sigh, 'Well, that's done it. We may as well join in, Ramses, family arguments are the favorite form of amusement here and this looks like being a loud one.”
“Forgiveness indeed heals memories”
“You always do what you want to do. This is true with every act. You may say that you had to do something, or that you were forced to, but actually, whatever you do, you do by choice. Only you have the power to choose for yourself.”
“The best books, they don’t talk about things you never thought about before. They talk about things you’d always thought about, but you didn’t think anyone else had thought about. You read them, and suddenly you’re a little bit less alone in the world. You’re part of this cosmic community of people who’ve thought about this thing, whatever it happens to be.”

Source : "We All Looked Up". Book by Tommy Wallach, March 24, 2015.
“Everything depends upon execution; having just a vision is no solution.”
“I love that there are beaches you can walk your dog on in San Francisco. Fort Funston is big and always packed with hundreds of dogs and their people. A great place to hike and get some exercise and fresh air with your well-mannered pup. Not recommended for antisocial dogs; there's just too much commotion there.”
“I have been hired by Allah to get a wage, which if the space between the Earth and sky is filled up with pearls, still (the wage) would be more than it, for each of the questions I may answer you. Therefore, I deserve it that I must not feel tired or exhausted (in answering your questions).”

Source : "Bihar al-anwar" by al-'Allama al-Majlisi, ol.2, p. 3,

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