"Ambiguity â€” the Devil's volleyball."

-- Emo Philips

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“Other creatures receive food simply as fodder. But we take the raw materials of the earth and work with themâ€”touch them, manipulate them, taste them, glory in their heady smells and colors, and then, through a bit of alchemy, transform them into delicious creations.”
“Phyllis Diller came through a mine field of male comedians when she arrived on the comedy scene and she defused them all. She won her place in the Hall of Comedy as the First Lady. I will miss her.”
“There's just an incredibly rich and interesting relationship between our listening to music and the way our minds engage.”
“Although the client-centered approach had its origin purely within the limits of the psychological clinic, it is proving to have implications, often of a startling nature, for very diverse fields of effort.”
“I wouldn't want my daughters to date a guy like me. I was dangerous around women in my twenties. I'm terrified that they might end up with someone like me.”
“I happen to represent Enron here in Houston. We have many good corporate citizens here in Houston. Enron happened to have been one.”
“Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.”
“Food is the very heart of freedom. How can people be free if they can't feed themselves without getting sued for patent violations?”

Source : Daniel Suarez (2010). “Freedom (TM)”, p.81, Penguin

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