"It takes many years to be a great comedian."

-- Don Rickles

#Years Quotes #Comedian Quotes

“He doesn't deserve it. he can have any girl in the world's love and he took yours. someone who deserves so much more than a summer fling”
“I would just like say to you with all my heart is that most everybody I know who does interesting creative work, they went through a phase of years where they had really good taste and they could tell what they were making wasnâ€™t as good as they wanted it to be.”

Source : "Your product sucks" by Tristan Louis, www.businessinsider.com. March 11, 2012.
“Make no mistake, the point of cutting the personal income tax and the capital gains cut is to send an unmistakable message to business.”

Source : "New Mexico cuts taxes to stimulate economy". www.upi.com. February 19, 2003.
“Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*.”
“I really love research. It's one of the things I love most about my job. I feel like it's me in the lab cooking up the character.”

Source : "Michelle Pfeiffer, Zac Efron, Hilary Swank, Josh Duhamel and Lea Michele NEW YEAR'S EVE Interview". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. December 6, 2011.
“The Brigadier had no wish to shake hands with the improbable young man in the ridiculous frock-coat.”
“I can pass a drug test in eight days with herbal cleansers. I drink 10 pounds of water and sweat out 10 pounds of water every day. I'll be fine.”

Source : "MMA fighter Nick Diaz says smoking marijuana is part of his plan" by Lance Pugmire, articles.latimes.com. April 9, 2009.
“It is insanity to run from God and search for love.”

Source : Erwin Raphael McManus (2008). “Soul Cravings: An Exploration of the Human Spirit”, p.50, Thomas Nelson Inc

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