"That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere."

-- Daniel Tosh

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“I want paint to work as flesh... my portraits to be of the people, not like them. Not having a look of the sitter, being them ... As far as I am concerned the paint is the person. I want it to work for me just as flesh does.”

Source : Lucian Freud, Richard Calvocoressi, Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art (1997). “Lucian Freud: early works : Scottish National Gallery of Modern Art”
“My sister is an artist and an interior designer. She went to high school for art. I went to high school for music.”
“As I change my thoughts, the world around me changes.”
“It wasn't sarcasm." Graves blew out a cloud of acrid smoke. "It was pointing out a fallacy in your logic, babe." Anna's jaw actually dropped. For a moment, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or push him out of the room. Way to go, Graves.”
“One analysis found that every dollar in the opening offer translates to about 50 cents more in the final agreement. So put the first offer on the table and aim high. A friend of mine says, "You should ask for the highest number you can utter without bursting out laughing." Do your research - I talk to people in my industry so I have goal in mind. Women low ball themselves, so if you think you are going way higher than you should, tell yourself that's probably what a man in your position would be asking for.”

Source : Source: www.marieclaire.com
“Jane leaned back against the counter and stared at the ceiling. At the traditional location of God, no matter what the planet.”

Source : "Cyteen". Book by C. J. Cherryh, 1988.
“Death is not my best subject.”
“Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords!”

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