"Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill."

-- George Burns

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“I wrote my first real murder story as a journalist for the Daytona Beach News Journal in 1980. It was about a body found in the woods. Later, the murder was linked to a serial killer who was later caught and executed for his crimes.”
“It's better to make a mistake with the full force of your being than to timidly avoid mistakes with a trembling spirit. Responsibility means recognizing both pleasure and price, action and consequence, then making a choice.”
“I would think anyone who does anything is always concerned about their customers.”
“I don't believe that. I don't believe that there are bad things about you. Only things that you think are bad.”

Source : Jessica Sorensen (2013). “The Coincidence of Callie and Kayden”, p.168, Hachette UK
“It is only when we no longer compulsively need someone that we can have a real relationship with them.”

Source : Anthony Storr (1961). “The Integrity of the Personality”
“Great songs aren't written, they're rewritten”
“Love knows no time, or distance, and it certainly knows no reason.”
“You and you alone are responsible for taking actions to create the life of your dreams. Nobody else can (or will) do it for you.”

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