"I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Crush Quotes #Girl Quotes #Teacher Quotes

“I feel eternal pain for those who were killed by Hitler , but I feel no less pain for those killed on Stalin 's orders. I suffer for everyone who was tortured, shot, or starved to death.”

Source : "Testimony" by Dmitri Shostakovich, translated by Antonina W. Bouis, New York: Limelight, (p. 155), 2004.
“A lot of the economy is indeed being supplied by goods that are produced offshore. And much of the reason for that is societal.”
“Love is not sexual intercourse. Love is not vital attraction and interchange. Love is not the heartâ€™s hunger for affection. Love is a mighty vibration coming straight from the One. And only the very pure and very strong are capable of receiving and manifesting it.”
“I breeze through Twitter - I look at the mentions, the pictures, the videos.”
“But who is ever able to apply to her own current love affair a word like "similar"?”
“Don't blink. You just might miss your babies growing like mine did. Turning into moms and dads next thing you know your 'better half' Of fifty years is there in bed. And you're praying God takes you instead. Trust me friend a hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink.”
“The young men in our city are not problems to be solved. They are opportunities to be unleashed.”
“I'm glad they're taking a step back. A lot of this is happening so quickly that people can't keep up with it.”

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