"No stonger allies no greater friends no bigger fighters of honor could a king behould then these assembled afore me mine brothers mine blood"

“The ideal country in a flat world is the one with no natural resources, because countries with no natural resources tend to dig inside themselves. They try to tap the energy, entrepreneurship, creativity, and intelligence of their own people-men and women-rather than drill an oil well.”

“I am not against the provision of the necessary medical assistance to Coloured and natives, because, unless they receive that medical aid, they become a source of danger to the European community.”

Source : "Dictionary of South African Quotations" by Jennifer Crwys-Williams, Penguin Books, (p. 244), 1994.

“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”

“The red I wear is Indiana's red, not Moscow's red. Indiana was here long before communism.”

“You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience.”

“Lack of time is actually lack of priorities.”

“Of course we need action, but it should be Just action.”

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.”

Source : "ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER; Breathing Rarefied Air", www.nytimes.com. May 6, 1990.