"It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth."

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Source : Twitter post from Oct 4, 2013

Rob Delaney

#Relationship Quotes #Laughing Quotes #Toilets Quotes

“Giannine--What are they going to do: smack me on the head with a pamplet?”

Source : Vivian Vande Velde (2004). “Heir Apparent”, p.21, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“He that pursues two hares at once, does not catch one and lets the other go.”
“I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.”
“Only by strict specialization can the scientific worker become fully conscious, for once and perhaps never again in his lifetime, that he has achieved something that will endure. A really definitive and good accomplishment is today always a specialized act.”
“The church of the elect, which is partly militant on earth, and partly triumphant in heaven, resembles a city built on both sides of a river. There is but the stream of death between grace and glory. Death, to God's people, is but a ferry-boat.”

Source : Augustus Toplady (1825). “The works of Augustus M. Toplady”, p.274
“Nowadays people don't know how to handle it if all the ends aren't tied up and they're not told what to think in films. And if they're challenged, they think it's something wrong with the film.”
“Only great men have great faults.”
“I just take the Cleveland Browns - we are a very close football team. We care about each other, and we understand each other, and we have conversations on everything under the sun.”

Source : "People Told Me to Shut Up and Play Football". "Hang Up and Listen" with Stefan Fatsis, Josh Levin, and Mike Pesca, www.slate.com. July 18, 2016.

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