"...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew."

-- Dick Gregory

#Running Quotes #Dog Quotes #Zebras Quotes

“All crises, once averted, become jokes.”
“To see a man beaten not by a better opponent but by himself is a tragedy.”
“The low desire, the base design That makes another's virtues less.”
“While a great many other ideas and measures are of prime importance for the good life of the community, that which concerns its architectural expression is the notion of the community as limited in numbers, and in area... To express these relations clearly, to embody them in buildings and roads and gardens in which each individual structure will be subordinated to the whole - this is the end of community planning.”
“It is undoubtedly true that some people mistake sycophancy for good nature, but it is equally true that many more mistake impertinence for sincerity.”
“Life is filled with rhythms-day and night, hot and cold, summer and winter, spring and fall, cloudy and clear. Likewise in a relationship, men and women have their own rhythms and cycles.”

Source : John Gray “Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus”
“For prayer is the language of the heart ...”
“God forbid that I should travel with anybody a quarter of an hour without speaking of Christ to them.”

Source : George Whitefield (1904). “Selected Sermons”

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