"When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special."

-- Gabriel Iglesias

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“In Marxism there are some very unhelpful ideas about the need to push for a revolution that will overturn all of society. Marx gets that from Hegel, and it leads to some very bad politics, such as the hope that things must get worse because that will then turn into the antithesis and get better from there. A kind of wishful thinking then grows out of not seeing a realistic path forward.”

Source : Source: www.counterpunch.org
“If anyone takes me seriously then they actually must have a problem .. Music is fun its not algebra.”
“So you're a dom, huh? Nice." I stabbed my pancakes again. "Kinky." "You're the one who ties people up, babe.”
“You can't do comedy with a beard.”
“To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.”
“terrorism is interesting to a novelist because it's a crime that's driven by an idea, as opposed to some kind of base materialist impulse. It's not like stealing from someone's house, or even assassinating someone. There are very complex ideological reasons behind these almost abstract acts of violence.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Happiness is not a state of being. Happiness is a vector, it is movement.”
“A PERFUME SHOULD BE AS IMBUED WITH MEANING AS IT IS LIGHT TO WEAR.”

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