"I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Ideas Quotes #People Quotes

“Sixteen- and 17-year-olds pay taxes and can join the army, so surely they should in turn be given their right to vote.”

Source : "Giving the vote to 16-year-olds is a question of democracy" by Lucy Powell, www.theguardian.com. August 1, 2008.
“As a rule people don't think other people on drugs are funny. They think they are tragic. They have a point, but I still had the funny.”

Source : "Spoonful of Sugar : Natasha Lyonne's Sweet Comeback" by Shira Levine, Heeb Magazine, January 20, 2009.
“I'm very much in the trenches, and I don't live in the lap of luxury. I come from a working-class military family. We watch the news and read the paper and vote, so there's always something to be upset about. I always have a certain amount of angst in my back pocket.”
“People who have a seeking heart still make mistakes. But their reaction to rebuke and correction shows the condition of that heart. It determines what God is able to do with them in the future.”
“But when everyone tells you you're crazy and no one believes you when you swear you aren't, a small part of you will always wonder if they're right.”

Source : Michelle Hodkin (2013). “The Evolution of Mara Dyer”, p.429, Simon and Schuster
“...nothing is creepier than a bunch of adults being very quiet.”

Source : Tina Fey (2011). “Bossypants”, p.79, Hachette UK
“Focus on progress not perfection.”
“This generation lacks true knowledge of how the past has trapped you with psychological lassos over Adam's apples.”

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