"I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies."

#Party Quotes #Army Quotes #Office Quotes

“Most important, [research on affirmative action] has completely failed to show that affirmative action ever closes the academic gap between minorities and whites. And failing in this, affirmative action also fails to help blacks achieve true equality with whites - the ultimate measure of which is parity in skills and individual competence. Without this underlying parity there can never be true equality in employment, income levels, rates of home ownership, educational achievement and the rest.”
“A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.”
“For one man is my world of all the men this wide world holds; O love, my world is you.”
“The key is not to call the decision maker. The key is to have the decision maker call you.”

Source : Twitter post from Feb 13, 2016
“The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer”
“Jesus removes all that is superfluous & unclean from our prayers, & adds His perfection, beauty & fragrance to them!”
“It is commonly said that ridicule is the best test of truth; for that it will not stick where it is not just. I deny it. A truth learned in a certain light, and attacked in certain words, by men of wit and humor, may, and often doth, become ridiculous, at least so far, that the truth is only remembered and repeated for the sake of the ridicule.”
“If I'm creating something for myself, then I want to have fun.”

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