"My DVD cellophane was put on by a psychiatrist. It was shrink-wrapped."

-- Tim Vine

#Dvds Quotes #Psychiatrist Quotes

“First, you have stereotypes, and that will be the black drug dealer, the east Asian kung fu master, the Middle Eastern terrorist in 'True Lies.' Then you have stuff that takes place on culturally specific terrain, that engages with it, but actually subverts assumptions. 'Smashes' stereotypes. That's where I've come into the game.”

Source : "Riz Ahmed: actor, rapper, ranter". Interview with Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. April 27, 2013.
“War makes thieves and peace hangs them.”
“The nourishing fruit of the historically understood contains time as a precious but tasteless seed.”
“Have you ever noticed how people who wear camouflage gear really stand out in a crowd?”
“I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.”
“I watched the entire O.J. Simpson trial, and he was guilty.”
“I shall look forward to a pleasant time.”
“I really want to do a True Blood-Six Feet Under comic book crossover.”

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